rebeccacrane:

How to make a good game by ubisoft:

• Create story centered around an interesting protagonist with a brilliant personality and give said character a well-known and very talented voice actor

• Ignore said character for entire franchise then roll him and his character development off a cliff at the end of a random game for good measure

• ??????

• Profit

novicecreed:

 #this is the part where I stop playing and turn it off

razzledazzy:

mater—tua:

PLEASE SIR, I’M COLD AND POOR AND HUNGRY! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! MY FAMILY IS SICK AND DYING! PLEASE SIR, SPARE A FEW COINS—JUST A FEW COINS! 

nipppoz:

hey I can finally reenact that scene from the badass trailer.. NOPE

dragonsroar:

when i am satisfied with the faces on my artwork there is a 99.9% chance the body will turn out like shit