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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

There’s nothing more satisfying.

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weloveshortvideos:

When you get fresh out the shower and somebody doesn’t knock

fuckyeahretailrobin:

When a customer says they’re never shopping at the store again because they didn’t get their way~submitted by http://iwontshowyoumybutt.tumblr.com

fuckyeahretailrobin:

When a customer says they’re never shopping at the store again because they didn’t get their way~

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homo-u-didnt:

women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food

rebeccacrane:

How to make a good game by ubisoft:

  • Create story centered around an interesting protagonist with a brilliant personality and give said character a well-known and very talented voice actor
  • Ignore said character for entire franchise then roll him and his character development off a cliff at the end of a random game for good measure
  • ??????
  • Profit