How to make a good game by ubisoft:
- Create story centered around an interesting protagonist with a brilliant personality and give said character a well-known and very talented voice actor
- Ignore said character for entire franchise then roll him and his character development off a cliff at the end of a random game for good measure
PLEASE SIR, I’M COLD AND POOR AND HUNGRY! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! MY FAMILY IS SICK AND DYING! PLEASE SIR, SPARE A FEW COINS—JUST A FEW COINS!
hey I can finally reenact that scene from the badass trailer.. NOPE
when i am satisfied with the faces on my artwork there is a 99.9% chance the body will turn out like shit