YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
Treat yo self
SAURON WILL NEED A BOX
NOT EVEN A FELL BEAST COULD CONSUME ALL THE FOOD SAURON HAS BEEN GIVEN
JUST PUT SAURON’S CHEESECAKE RIGHT INTO A TO-GO BAG
SAURON WILL ENJOY IT LATER IN A BUBBLE BATH WITH A GLASS OF WINE
OR A NICE MELLOW TEMPRANILLO
a language based cultural misunderstanding kept making meetings rather awkward. Because khuzdul4u mentioned how the khuzdul word for friend sounds like goat bleating. UuU
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Good Guy Sauron
#work place equality everyone
"Evil Wizard Magneto"
Middle-earth shields ll part one
characters of endor
I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…