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vanitycrime:

Trombley: You against marriage, Sergeant?
Ray: Brad got dumped.
Brad: My sweetheart since junior high left me and married my best friend since junior high. We’re all still friends. They’re one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang ‘em up all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex-fiancee doing all the things I used to do with her with my best friend. Surfing and jet skiing… [turns to grin at Ray] It’s nice having friends.

vanitycrime:

Trombley: You against marriage, Sergeant?

Ray: Brad got dumped.

Brad: My sweetheart since junior high left me and married my best friend since junior high. We’re all still friends. They’re one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang ‘em up all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex-fiancee doing all the things I used to do with her with my best friend. Surfing and jet skiing… [turns to grin at Ray] It’s nice having friends.

ooo something shiny

sogeekchic:

make sure you put your mouse somewhere it can’t see it… I dare you not to say “aww”