“My name is General Zod. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. Your world has sheltered one of my citizens. He will look like you, but he is not one of you.”
FINALLY. SOMEONE WITH THE SAME THOUGHTS AS I DO.

Phoenix || Trying To Be Cool

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Britney Spears - Toxic feat. Nigel Thornberry
JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE VEHICLE
LOL YES
SWEET JESUS
Just for you Sarah
This is legitimately the BEST THING EVER I’M LIKE DYING LIBBY I LOVE YOU THANK YOU
THANK YEW JESUS 4 THIS BOOTYFULL SONG
THANK YEW GOD 4 MAKIN JEZUS 2 MAKE DIS SONG
THANK YEW ALL
Traditional Earth Ballad, featuring Nigel Thornberry
omg
SO PERFECT
…………….THIS. OH GOD. AMAZING.